I’d never thought I would be fucking a toy modeled
off a pony, but here we are. The two Hole Pony by American Meat (also known as
DirtyInternetToys on etsy) is an indie toy company that produces high quality
fantasy toys made from silicone also for a relatively affordable price! I’ve
had this toy for a almost a year so it’s been well loved! I'd loved it so much I bought another model!
Quality
Functionality
This toy has one major advantage over competitors as it’s 100% non-porous as it is made from silicone. Other penetrables and strokers are usually made from a high quality TPE/TPR which is safe, but if not properly cleaned can lead to bacteria growing which can cause major health problems. The two-hole pony being silicone means that’s not a worry!
This toy is a hefty boi, weighing in at a little under 2lbs, 8.25 inches long, 5 inches wide. Some may feel this is too big to use, but I found it’s generally been okay using. It’s a bit awkward at first, but it has a slight taper, which makes it more ergonomic to hold while in use. I tried to use this hands-free propped up on some pillows, and it didn’t really work, but under the right set up, I could see this toy being great for hands free use.
I have also had this toy for about a year and around the anus are very little tears, but it seems to not have spread. The Silicone also gets very sticky, and it attracts hairs, dust and dirt, but it washes off easily with water.
Design
This toy is gorgeous, the anus, and the vagina are really pleasing to the eye. As someone who gets weird out by realistic looking toys, with realistic orifices, this doesn’t put me off in the slightest.
It’s the perfect mix of being cartoonish with a tad of realism, that can cater to both people like me and people who like their toys more realistic. The toy is meant to model off pony offices, ( I don’t know what they look like, and don’t want to know) of My Little Ponies, I assume (not a brony). I really don’t care because it’s not off putting to me, and I like it!
Feel
One of the best things about this toy besides, the 100% silicone, and the great design, is the feel. One of the main reasons for a personal pleasure toy, is pleasure of course and this toy feels out of this world. The pony is extremely soft, squishy but it can hold up to a pounding.
Being silicone I assume it’s safe to use oil based lube but I have only used water based to stay on the safe side. With some water-based lube this toy is very smooth.
When you insert your member into the anus (I chose tight) there’s some slight resistance entering but once you enter it’s engulfed by a series of nubs and bumps that tighten and widen. It can be intense and sometimes too intense for me, but I love it. The pussy I got is standard, and it’s similar but less intense. Both are intense
Overall, this is the best feeling toy I’ve got.
Cleaning
Like most other toys, it’s pretty easy. Run some water through both holes and spray some toy cleaner! Then let air dry or dry with microfiber clothes or paper towels, or drying stick. Afterwards you're good!
Customer Service and Shipping
These products take a bit of time to get to your door. Since they are handmade and it seems to be a small team it’s understandable it’s going to take a few weeks to be processed, made, then shipped. It took mine roughly 3-4 weeks to arrive. It comes in a plain brown box with the toy in a plastic bag sealed.
Also, the company has great customer service, I had a question and they answered it in a reasonable amount of time as well!
Overall
Overall, this toy is a great buy! Although a bit pricey, you get two holes which is really novel and interesting and considering all you get, so I think it’s a fair price for around $120 roughly with shipping, depending on how you customize it may cause more
5/5
